Health freaks have decided that Santa Clause should go on a diet…
First we have global warming extremists telling Canadians they have to get rid of their beer fridges, now we have health radicals telling Santa he’s got to lose weight.
My God.
Santa Has Got to Lose Weight
November 30, 2007 by Michael van der Galiën
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Did you also see the one about the Aussies who told Santa that he needs to say “Ha, ha, ha” instead of “Ho, ho, ho”?
I’m not joking, unfortunately.
Should have read Jules’ link first, I see he covered that as well.
Santa needs to lose weight..and he has to bring Johnny a Wii, an Xbox or a PS 3. Also, bring enough games to keep Johnny sitting in front of the TV for the next year..and snacks..don’t forget the snacks. God forbid if Johnny has to get off his arse. And Santa, please make sure Johnny gets husky sized pants, hopefully with the elastic waistband.
This wasn’t a health freak that suggested this..it was the US Surgeon General who said “It is really important that the people who kids look up to as role models are in good shape, eating well and getting exercise. It is absolutely critical”
Instead of knocking Santa, he should be knocking their parents. Aren’t they supposed to be the role models?
C Stanley, it was posted on this blog maybe a few weeks ago.
This thing of Santa slimming down…I can’t decide if I’ve read it before as having happened, or as a joke about Political Correctness that has magically become reality. I suppose the next thing will be to remove his reindeer because PETA will complain it encourages animal exploitation. Then the coal in the stocking will have to go because it’s doubly bad, it encourages pollution and lowers self esteem. I predict the coal will be replaced with
candyapple slices. Biological. Grown by “fair trade”.